Daisuke, you are the pride of Asians everywhere. Don't let us down!
Guerrero, getting hit by a 90-mph baseball doesn't hurt that much. Stop being a baby.
Papelbon, your laser-shooting eyes, they frighten me. But your pale, flailing legs, they frighten me more.
Cocoa Krispies, touch base = safe; no touch base = out. You are a professional baseball player, meaning you should know things like this.
Manny, it's too bad we didn't stay where we were earlier on Landsdowne Street or we would have caught your home run. Yes, you should publicly announce how much you thank God for your talent, because we do.
Go Red Sox!
5 comments:
whoa, turned into a full on red sox fan eh? don't they play the angels soon? what're you going to do?
Does this mean you're staying in Boston? :(
OMG, you're talking crazy. but dude, STANFORD beat USC on saturday in football. You know what that means? CAL IS #2!!!!! go bears.
Daisuke isnt the pride of Asia. Chien-Ming Wang of the Yankees is! He's Chinese and from Taiwan. And his last name is awesome. Im glad the Red Sox beat the Angels though. Only the LA Dodgers should represent LA.
P-dog, the Red Sox are pretty damn good. I was at game 3 of the ALDS here in Anaheim, the Angels got whooped! And I agree with Sam, only the DODGERS should represent LA!
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