For some reason the guy in the middle of this drawing looks like Mr. T to me.

I thought I'd give a holla to my employer who pulled a Barack Obama and paid for the production of an infomercial heartwarming story of "young Maggie, along with her grandmother and their friend Mr. Whiskers, who work together to save Christmas Day for the children by reclaiming their favorite ice skating spot on the local cranberry bog and in the process discover the land’s rightful owner."

Oh and by the way, "Maggie and her grandmother make delicious cookies to serve at their Christmas feast. For the recipe, visit the recipe area of www.oceanspray.com and look for the Oatmeal Cranberry White Chocolate Chunk Cookies."

But wait! There's more! The movie features not one but two new songs by Barry Manilow. The world was not complete until Barry Manilow added two songs about Cranberries to his body of work. Jesus can come back now.

Mr. T and friends can be seen at 7:30 p.m. (ET) on Monday, Dec. 8, on ABC Family and then again on Saturday, Dec. 13, at 12:30 p.m. (ET).