Warning: I am about to embark on a very deep and profound discussion.

I follow Ashton Kutcher (@plusk) and Demi Moore (@MrsKutcher) on Twitter. Following celebrities on Twitter is better than reading People magazine or Perez Hilton. You get to hear directly from them, and their lives are mundanely fascinating, if that's a expression I can use.

I am particularly intrigued by their relationship. I've never witnessed firsthand a real relationship between two people with such an age difference, but I'm trying not to be a doubter. Whatever works for them.

@plusk tweeted this photo today.



@MrsKutcher looks like she's experiencing what Benjamin Button had. What is the deal? What eye cream is she using and where can I buy some?