Thursday, April 28, 2005

wanted: canine

I might as well put this out there. I've been hankering for a doggy for some time, ever since my baby yellow lab was wrenched from my possession by some evil dognapper.

Specifically, I want a dog that will fit into my purse. Preferably chihuahua-sized with the face of a dachshund, the temperament of a beagle, in the body of a minpin. But either of those three, or anything short-haird and purse-sized, would be fine.

Rest assured that I will give nothing but the best to Franklin (if a boy) and Franklynn (if a girl). I'll buy him/her:


a toy - either Chewy Vuitton or Sniffany & Co..

a purse - in pink.

a scarf - for those cold boston days.

and, of course, a winter wool coat, from E&E Hallström Haute Couture.


If anyone has any leads, let me know...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

SAVE ME FROM MY MAD WIFE WHO INSISTS ON DRESSING UP DOGS!!! dogs are pets, not humans...

Anonymous said...

sounds like p wants to be legally asian.

Anonymous said...

I'm the type that has to resist kicking those little runts halfway across New York!

The dogs here are better dressed than I am. And get carried around in more expensive bags too!