Someone related to me has never been on an airplane. And he's not a baby.

Yes, folks, he doesn't know what the inside of a plane looks like. Never felt the feeling of taking off. Never gripped the seat during turbulence. Never experienced jet lag. Never seen the seatbelt-oxygen mask routine.

When DJ's brother William visits us in Boston this fall, his parents will have to hand him over to the a flight attendant so s/he can make sure he's okay.

Someone Free Willy.